Monday, December 16, 2013

The New Dishwasher In Heaven

After living to a ripe old age, and having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Hussein Obama meets a man with a beard.

Obama grabs his hand and kisses it, then bows, looking sheepishly at the bearded man he happily asks,  "Are you the Prophet Muhammad, the Magnificent, the Praised One, the Great and Noble, the Wise?"

"No my son, I am St. Peter. Muhammad is higher up." Saint Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Muhammad should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides.

He climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

Obama approaches the man, bows, then asks, "Are you the Prophet Muhammad, the Praised One?"

"Why no," the man answers, "I am Moses. Muhammad, the one you have served, is higher still."

Winded Obama climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic younger looking man with a short beard.

Full of hope, yet suspicious, Obama asks, "Can you be the Prophet Muhammad?"

"No, I am Jesus, the Christ. You will find Muhammad higher up, he is waiting for you to assist him."

Obama is beside himself with joy and says old loud, "Muhammad higher than Jesus! And I, me, Barack Hussein Obama have been chosen to assist him, Muhammad the Praised One! Man oh man! This is great!"

Obama can hardly contain his delight knowing that Muhammad is higher than Jesus Christ, so a tired yet gleeful Obama climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking old man with a silver white beard.

Exhausted from the climb yet filled with glee, Obama asks his question, gasping, "Are you Muhammad?"

"No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Out of breath from all his climbing, Obama smiles politely and says, "Yes please!"

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out, "Hey, Muhammad, bring two coffees! The new dishwasher is here!"

 

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