tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2632055767270986594.post3648182393770185534..comments2024-03-24T01:10:24.855-07:00Comments on The American Cowboy Chronicles: The Amazing Benefits of Beer Tom Correahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08433984644973794278noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2632055767270986594.post-44066718958871908472022-10-21T22:53:29.813-07:002022-10-21T22:53:29.813-07:00Like I said before when I responded to the whiskey...Like I said before when I responded to the whiskey post, I don't drink. Never have, never will. But if I did drink, I will only drink three types of alcohol. Tequila, beer, and whiskey. I can't stand wine and rum won't do it. Hell no with gin. To hell with vodka. And screw the champagne. I ain't looking to get nailed, I'm looking to get hammered. And if I were to drink, those three choices of alcohol are the only ones that will do the trick. Can you imagine a Western movie with an Old West saloon that has wine, rum, soda, and ginger ale but no beer, whiskey, or tequila? I bet you'd wanna shoot the bartender! You will never hear a cowboy in a Western ask, "Whatcha got on the bar?" and then have the bartender say, "All we got is ginger ale" and then the cowboy says, "I don't drink that crap!" That's because they would NEVER drink that crap in a saloon. If I were a cowboy and you gave me ginger ale, I would pour it in your face. Then I would pull out my .45 and break all your mugs. Then I would tell the piano player to play "Dixie" while you cry. Because real cowboys drink beer. And if you don't got that, then either whiskey or tequila will do. You might even offer me a little moonshine. As long as we don't get caught drinking it. But that's only if I were a drinking man which I'm not. But anyway, cheers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com