tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2632055767270986594.post5460431863398720826..comments2024-03-15T14:44:51.746-07:00Comments on The American Cowboy Chronicles: The Warrior RoosterTom Correahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08433984644973794278noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2632055767270986594.post-54818125449868232252022-10-31T00:18:53.375-07:002022-10-31T00:18:53.375-07:00I've got a funny story about a guy who had a h...I've got a funny story about a guy who had a history of telling tall tales when it came to his rooster. It's called, "Grover And The Fighting Rooster". Grover Welby was a World War II veteran living on an Arkansas farm in the 70s. And he'd usually invite his friends over for a couple of beers and just to hang out. One day, Grover says to his friends, "Hey, have I ever told you that story about how I taught Duffy how to talk?" Grover's one friend, Red, goes, "No, I didn't know Duffy COULD talk!" Grover says, "Well, it's true. Just the other day, my wife went out to feed the hogs and Duffy looked up at her and said, "Good morning, Esther." Red says, "The hell you say!" Grover goes, "No, it's true. He can talk! Why, just last week an intruder broke into our house and tried to steal some of our belongings. Duffy scared the hell outta him. He took one look at that intruder and he said, 'Freeze, drop the gun'"! Then Grover says, "Did I ever tell ya about the time Duffy yelled at the reverend?" Red goes, "No, tell us about it." Then Grover goes, "Well, just last year, Reverend Bedford came by and talked with us and I noticed that Duffy was right behind him. Then I heard Duffy yell, 'Hey Bible Thumper, get off me you're plucking my feathers!'" Red goes, "That ain't true". But Grover goes, "Yes it's true!" Grover's other friend, Scotty, had also been told this story and couldn't believe what he was hearing. Scotty says, "Hey Grover, is that story really true about your rooster Duffy learning how to talk?" Then Grover says, "Yep, it's true." Then Grover decides that he's gonna tell them a story about Duffy that he was pretty sure they hadn't heard before. Grover says, "Hey boys, did I ever tell ya how I taught Duffy how to fight?" Grover's friend Red jumps up and says, "Hell, I was there!" Haha.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com