tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2632055767270986594.post6934623231522016156..comments2024-03-24T01:10:24.855-07:00Comments on The American Cowboy Chronicles: I Don't Dial 911Tom Correahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08433984644973794278noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2632055767270986594.post-15282627348352775062022-11-04T13:36:59.235-07:002022-11-04T13:36:59.235-07:00I honestly wish I could say the same thing about m...I honestly wish I could say the same thing about myself when it comes to the phrase, "I Don't Dial 911". However, if someone broke into my house, according to where I live, I kinda have to. But if I had it my way, the guy wouldn't even get one foot through the door. If I hear someone breaking into my house, I'm gonna have three guns and a knife waiting for his ass. I'll have a .45 revolver, a .44 Magnum, and a 12 gauge shotgun by the bed along with a big long hunting knife. The knife is in case I miss with my bullets. Believe me, buddy. You don't wanna be caught trying to steal from my house at 2 A.M. Where I live, in Polk County, Florida, we have plenty of guns. And plenty of people who know how to use them. And I'm one of them. You break into my house, you'll get a belly full of buckshot. And if you live, I know you ain't coming back cuz you'll be in jail. But if you die, then oh well. But I'll tell ya this. If you DO break into my house, you better be armed. Cuz I'm not taking any chances. Like the sign says, "I DON'T DIAL 911". And I ain't lying about that, Jack.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com